20 Interesting Statements...

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

- Russell Beland

McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

- Paul Sabourin

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

- Chuck Smith

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

- Russell Beland

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

- Anonymous

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

- Gary F. Hevel

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

- Wayne Goode

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

- Russell Beland

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

-Barbara Fetherolf

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

- Anonymous

Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

- Sandra Hull

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

- Malcolm Fleschner

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

- Malcolm Fleschner

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

- Barbara Collier

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

- Marian Carlsson

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

- Jennifer Hart

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

- Paul J. Kocak

The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.

- Anonymous

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

-Brian Broadus

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

-Jonathan Paul