Jesus Christ

Last night whilst drinking red wine and eating freshly baked bread, I noticed out loud, "I'm eating the flesh and blood of jesus christ."

Mike in the other room replied matter of factly, "yes, we are in mass right now."

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing.

All day I couldn't help but think of all the times I could eat the flesh of christ again.
1. "Yes, I'd like to get two eggs with buttered flesh of christ please."
2. "I'll get the smoked turkey on sundried flesh of christ."
3. "Start your day off the holy way with flesh of christ O's"

This is how I entertain myself most days.